[NTLK] Canadian Temps Was: Re: Fwd: [re the next NewtCon] all about Canada

From: Laurent Daudelin <laurent.daudelin_at_gmail.com>
Date: Tue Sep 02 2008 - 16:00:33 EDT

What about this one:
Canadian temps.

50F (10C)- New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40F (4C)- Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35F (2C)- Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
32F (0C)- Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20F (-7C)- Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians
throw on a T-shirt.
15F (-9C)- Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
0F (-18C)- New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians
have the last cookout before it gets cold.
-10F (-23C)- People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
-20F (-29C)- Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a
lightweight jacket.
-40F (-40C)- Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
-60F (-51C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin
selling cookies door to door.
-80F (-62C)- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy
Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-100F (-73C)- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull
down their earflaps.
-173F (-114C)- Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when
they can't thaw their kegs.
-297F (-183C)- Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian
cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460F (-273C)- ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold
'nuff for ya?"
-500F (-296C)- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the
Stanley Cup


Laurent Daudelin
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