From: Peter Jaros (rjaros_at_shaysnet.com)
Date: Thu Sep 11 2003 - 18:37:55 PDT
On Thursday, September 11, 2003, at 06:01 PM, Scott C. Gregory wrote:
> Or how about.
>
> "We are the keepers of the sacred words Newt, Rosetta, and Newton!" ?
Perhaps:
"...Newt, Rosetta, and Eeeeeeegg Freckles!" ("Eeeeeeegg
Freckles!")
Or:
{doo-d'doo-doo-doo,}
"We're Newts of the round Apple
With writing we can grapple.
We're colored green.
We stay quite clean,
But please don't spill that Snapple!
And please don't drop the MessagePad;
It'll break and make you very mad!
{doodoodoodoo-doodoodoo, doodoodoo, doodoodoo.
doodoodoodoo-doodoodoo, doodoodoodoodoo,}
"We're Newts of the round Apple
Rosetta's more than crapple.
Though oft a word
Will come out 'turd'
When you wrote 'snap' or 'crackle'.
There's a keyboard here in NewtonLand
You don't have to write it all by hand.
[Typewriter sounds:]
*clack* *clicky-clack-click-clack-clack-clack* *clack*
*clicky-clack-click-clack-clack-clack*
[Assorted Newt SFX roughly in time with music]
"The eMate's tough, not fragile
Great if you're not so agile
With the controls.
And if you're close
To Palm, the change ain't gradu'l
It's a busy life we all have got...
"But I can write things down a loooooot!"
{doodoodoodoo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doodydoody-doo!}
Peter, remarking to himself on the scarcity of rhymes for Apple...
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