From: Andrew Beals (bandy_at_cinnamon.com)
Date: Thu Aug 26 2004 - 15:47:22 PDT
the.vampire_at_gmail.com said:
> nor would the 2000 recognize my writing. Thus far, the only one to be able to
> do it was my MP 110.
Um, have you told your 2000 to use the cursive recognizer rather than the
print recognizer?
-- WESTERN LAWS OF PHYSICS When a man shoots at your head the bullet will always miss you, but put a hole in your hat. Barmaids own no real clothes ~ they do everything in their bloomers. If the undertaker measures the other fella before a gunfight it's a sure bet YOU will be the one to get killed ~ and vice versa. If you are the charming sidekick you will be shot in the back or during a gunfight by some gang whose name ends with "Boys." If shot in the arm, leg or butt it is proper medical procedure to get drunk and dig the bullet out with your bowie knife. After digging a bullet out of your arm, leg or butt you will be able to function normally the next day except for a slight limp. (Arm shots have litte effect.) Chairs and tables always conveniently fall apart in a bar fight and the recipient of such a blow is usually able to quickly brush it off and continue fighting. When vastly outnumbered in a fist fight your opponents will politely dance around in a menacing fashion waiting to attack you one or two at a time. No one ever gets cut when thrown through a plate glass window. If thrown out of the swinging doors of a saloon, one will always land face first in a pile of horse apples. Real men have three days growth of beard on their face at all times ~ never more, never less. If you make fun of a feller wearing a bowler hat, he will be the new gunslinger in town. -- This is the NewtonTalk list - http://www.newtontalk.net/ for all inquiries Official Newton FAQ: http://www.chuma.org/newton/faq/ WikiWikiNewt for all kinds of articles: http://tools.unna.org/wikiwikinewt/
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