[NTLK] SAVE OUR PLANET FROM ALIEN INVASION.

From: Richard Lowrey (dawgface_at_mac.com)
Date: Sun Aug 18 2002 - 16:59:03 EDT


The latest gem from "GEM"

THE APPLE NEWTON IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR PDA'S THE HISTORY OF ALL MANKIND. IT MAINTAINS A STRONG FOLLOWING OF USERS WHO PREFER ITS VERSATILITY AND LARGE SCREEN TO OTHER, INFERIOR HANDHELD COMPUTERS. MILLIONS OF NEWTON USERS CAN'T BE WRONG!

IF CTHULHU WAS HERE HE WOULD TELL YOU TO GET A NEWTON. WHAT IF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PUTS A BAN ON NEWTONS? WHERE WOULD YOU BE THEN? STOCK UP NOW JUST IN CASE! IF ALIENS LAND, YOU THINK THEY WANT TO TALK TO CLETUS THE SLACK-JAWED YOKEL, OR THE WELL-PREPARED, PROPERLY ORGANIZED, MASTER OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY - THE NEWTON USER? DO THE MATH - BUY A NEWTON AND MAYBE YOU CAN SAVE OUR PLANET FROM ALIEN INVASION.

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